darkheartsclub:

thebigfourandfiolee:

AWESOME!!!! HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON CUPCAKES!!!!

Source: http://www.thatsnerdalicious.com/nerd-cakes/ridiculously-cute-how-to-train-your-dragon-cupcakes/#!CXc6s

I need those nadders

fartgallery:

lionkitten:

fartgallery:

dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it

that post was definitely worth reading

UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE

captainhanni:

sighs @ own self

fragiles:

i’m glad you exist

"I have acid rain in my brain and it’s killing the flowers in my heart."

—Marianna Paige (via crimesolving)

dontchawishyouweredornish:

Lets all raise a toast to Jack Gleeson for convincingly playing the most despised, loathed and douchiest character who is the human equivalent of period cramps for 4 years. 

zamii070:

age limits on things more like stop it

heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

comicbookactionsidekick:

lyannas:

#LORAS OUT

#SHUT DOWN

Reblog if you create infinite numbers of stories for your character in your head that never get written or rped

heatherincoldblood:

image

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

themonstering:

          (via queerly-it-is)