AWESOME!!!! HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON CUPCAKES!!!!
I need those nadders
dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it
that post was definitely worth reading
UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE
Lets all raise a toast to Jack Gleeson for convincingly playing the most despised, loathed and douchiest character who is the human equivalent of period cramps for 4 years.
My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.
This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.
Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.
LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.
#would pay for an ep that requires them to pretend to be a couple tbh #and derek plays it up just to screw with chris #acting like chris is his sugar daddy in front of other people #’he buys me such nice things’ #talks about their antiquing trips #sighs and bats his eyes adoringly and calls him christopher because it makes a vein hop around in chris’ temple #and chris gets more and more wound up #until he storms off to go sit in the car like they’re not supposed to be looking for a rugaru at this fucking suburban potluck #and derek sighs to the woman offering him more cake and says ‘he’s got such a temper but he’s an animal in bed’ #chris trips on his way out of the kitchen (via queerly-it-is)